Growing up a giant baseball fan, the Sandlot was probably one of my favorite movies. And it has gone on to be an instant classic, scoring a respectable 63% on Rotten Tomatoes (for reference Miracle got an 80%). There were iconic lines, but mostly iconic characters, remember these two?

Ham! The lovable fat catcher (via)

And Squints! (via)

Yeah well, now they look like this:

Yep…. (Via)

You’re killin me Smalls (I used the title, see what I did there). It looks like Squints is a recovering meth head, and Ham, well, Ham kinda followed the fat ginger kid trajectory. Well, if that’s my childhood, I guess I ain’t lookin forward to my future.

-El Perro Grande

P.S. They’re Twins fans…woof