So if you haven’t heard the recent drama between Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods you must live under a rock, or a large boulder.

At a tour function just outside of London Sergio was asked about having dinner with Tiger at the U.S Open, in which he replied “We’ll have him ’round every night. We will serve fried chicken.”  Are you kidding me…? Like how could he possibly think that was a good idea to say that.  I know I wouldn’t want to just make fun of the guy who just spanked me like a new born baby in the last tournament he played in.

Furthermore, when he finally had time to think about what he said he apologized by saying “I apologize for any offense that may have been caused by my comment on stage during the European Tour Players’ Awards dinner,” Garcia said. “I answered a question that was clearly made towards me as a joke with a silly remark, but in no way was the comment meant in a racist manner.”  A silly remark?  You are a professional athlete saying racist comments, you can’t jokingly say that shit.

Yes you can see in his remarks he is sorry.

Still though, sorry isn’t going to cut it, you can’t say these things no matter what.  This probably makes Sergio on the top of my list of golfers I hate.  Not just because of the comments he makes, but as Tiger knows, he is the biggest whiner on the tour.  Does anyone remember this?

How can you say you don’t like August National.  Do I need Tigers ex wife to hit you upside the head with a 9 iron.  Some of the stuff he says, are the dumbest things I have ever heard.  I wish Sergio could play a round with Happy Gilmore, just so he could beat the shit out of him… ya jackass.

-The Black Pearl