So has many of you know, or as you now know, John Kruk a former major leaguer and ESPN broadcaster was taken from the Dodger Stadium press box on a stretcher Sunday, according to the Boston Globe, and ESPN said he was suffering from dehydration.

Talk about anticlimactic huh? Getting taken out on a stretcher for dehydration? That’s the weakest thing I have ever seen in my life, clean that shit up Kruky. And while we are at it, lets be honest here, dehydration was the last way I would have seen John Kruk die of. Anything involving food or problems caused by excessive food would have been my number 1 pick.

Ohh Kruky we still love you:

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-Gonzo

 

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