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I want to hate on this so bad, but I can’t it’s impossible to hate on this. This is such a power move if I have ever seen one. Like ohh, you brought a keg and a Weber 3000xl grill? Well boom, look at my customized, vinyl wrapped, limited edition Texans porta-potty. Right in your face!

That being said, this is such a South thing to do. Just keeping stereotypes alive, one Texan and Porta-Potty at a time. You attempt this move anywheres North of the Mason-Dixon line and you would be institutionalized so quickly, it would make your head spin. That’s not opinion, that is the cold hard facts.

And ohhh apparently they missed the memo, that Porta-Potty’s where going to be provided free of charge, amateur hour over here.

-Gonzo

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