So last night marked the long awaited return of college football, with a couple of marquee match ups in PrimeTime. First we had USC (The Cocks) vs. UNC (Tar Heels) and Ole Miss vs. Vandy. Both were great games, especially the Ole Miss/Vandy one, classic really.

In any case, in case you missed one or both of them, here is a recap, Benchwarmer style:

Ole Miss vs. Vandy:

Jordan Matthews may be the fast man alive:

Ole Miss’ Jeff Scott ends the night and seals the W, with an ultimate dagger into the hearts of Vandy’s faithful:

Screen-Shot-2013-08-30-at-8.29.53-AMWe have this bro, who literally gave me nightmares last night. Legitimate nightmares:


UNC vs. The Cocks:

Jadeveon Clowney nearly had his ACL taken out with a rather ‘accidental’ cheap shot:



We also learned no one in Carolina can correctly spell said “Carolina”:

Screen-Shot-2013-08-30-at-10.00.57-AMAlso I have serious qualms about this kid saying he ways 150. Must have taken the weight with full pads. Not to toot my own horn here, but I have more muscle mass than this kid…and that’s saying a lot.

Ohh and lets just ignore this, yes?