Tag Archive: NCAA


bball1 bball2 bball3Who the fuck is Champion Baptist College and why are they allowed to play basketball? I did some quick research and by research I mean I quickly Googled “Champion Baptist College wiki” and no joke their Wikipedia page was created today (December 31st, 2013) and apparently the “college” only has 250 students? My high school had more kids than that for crying out loud. Is there a Division 33 in the NCAA? Because I’m 100% sure Campion here should be in that division.

Realtalk here for a moment. A majority of us here have rode pine in high school/college athletics, been there done that, but give me a break with this here. No way would I want to play for a team that loses by an average of 73 points each game (Yes I did the math). Fuck that noise. I would rather sit in the library all day than play for this team. Mind boggling that they even have team to begin with.

-Gonzo

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You see what I did there? I probably got everyone into thinking some large ‘husky’ male, stripped butt naked and bombarded the field during an NCAA baseball game. But nope, don’t worry folks, I didn’t want to have my eyes burned either, so I’m better than that.

It’s okay, it’s just a Husky, like your dog Husky. Just strutting himself around the field like it’s no big deal. Elegant as fuck. I mean look at that jog/run, so sexy, so natural, just making everyone in attendance’s day. Had this been a cat, all Hell would have broke loose, but that’s right, cats don’t ever leave the house, because they’re cats. Super boring.

 

P.S. What’s up with the announcers, stating this is going to be a top 10 nominee? There is nothing top 10 about it. Perhaps, Not-Top 10, but certainly not Top 10. Announcers are such a weird group of people I tell you.

-Gonzo