Tag Archive: Phil Mickelson


1394324_625502360829857_2036974689_nWhat a fucking shit show! Love it though, how can you not love this picture. Hall of Fame snapshot right here. Probably even Pulitzer Prize winning photograph actually.

First, you have both Tiger and Freddy who are clearly in that ‘happy’ phase right now. Not a care in the world. Tiger is probably thinking about pissing on stripers or some crazy shit ala R-Kelly style.

Dufner resembles the type of guy who enjoys just sitting in a corner somewhere, sipping his 6th whisky straight on the rocks and just laughing at the other guys who can’t handle their booze.

Keegan is being Keegan. Probably thinks that Cup is a ferret skin hat and is trying to channel is inner Vermonter.

And then we have Phil. Phil ol’ boy is 10000% in that stage where you are desperately trying to stop the room from spinning. Just holding on for dear life as he spins into abyss.

‘Merica

-Gonzo

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Just letting everyone know how my picks were doing, Tiger woods, Phil Mickelson, and Jordan Spieth are all tied at -2 three behind the leader, Ernie Els is at +3 and Helen Kell…… I mean Rory Mcilroy is at +8.  So not off to a bad start, but I will keep you guys all up to date since you obviously wanna know.

-The Black Pearl

The British Open Picks

The British Open, what is there to say.  It is the oldest and most historic golf tournament in the world.  It presents a whole new world of what golf courses look and play like, compared to the normal course over here in the states.

So like I did before I will start out with two contenders that have a good shot at winning it.

Rory Mcilroy :  Yes I know that he has struggled as of late and that I wrote him off in my picks for the U.S Open, but this is different this is the British Open.  These are the courses he grew up playing so if he has any chance to win a major this year this is the one.

Tiger Woods:  Yes I know I must be crazy for not picking tiger, but come on I can’t pick him for every tournament or else I would be like every other dumb golf fan.  But let’s be honest if you don’t either pick tiger to win or at least have him as being one of your favorites you are dumb… Any who what else can I say he’s tiger he is godly and yes he struggled here in 02′ but still he is playing great this year regardless of the last major.

Now here are some guys who will be flying under the radar but still have a good shot at winning it all.

Jordan Spieth- Yes I know he is 19, and yes I know he just won his first tournament, but this kid is good.  A lot of confidence in his game, and just a silky smooth swing.  Seems like a great guy and winning that last tournament should give a lot of confidence to win a big tournament.

Ernie Els- Last time the open was at murfield he won, he won last years open too.  Also his nickname is the big easy… ya that’s all you need to know.

Can I get a drum roll please….. no ok well here is my pick to win the open.

Phil Mickelson –  No I don’t like Phil and yes I am picking him.  One because he just barley won the Scottish open and also hes played really well in every major.  Also with how he lost the last major he is due.

Well let us know your picks would love to hear it.

-The Black Pearl

First of all, what a great U.S Open to watch, great golf course, great players, and great drama. The only bad part is Phil coming in 2nd for the 6th time, which is just heart breaking, but I digress.

So in the final round at the Open, Luke is on the long par 3 3rd, which for one he is hitting fucking driver on.  Seriously, I mean I understand he isn’t the longest hitter out there, but a pro hitting driving on a par 3 is unreal.

And how about the fan who got hit by an errant ball?! It isn’t even a fan who paid to go there, it was a person to volunteered out of their own goodwill to help out at the tournament, and how does the tournament repay her? A concussion? Obviously he didn’t mean to do it and is visually shaken up by hitting her, I don’t who I feel worse for Luke or the girl, I mean obviously if the girl is seriously injured there’s no doubt I feel worse for her but I am not sure if she is.  But if she isn’t then I feel bad for Luke because he was in contention and after he hit this girl he was out of it.  It messed up his whole focus and he just struggled.

This is hilarious, it looks like something coming out of a weekend of golf with Gonzo.  It would of been better if he actually swung at it and missed it.

All in all great Major, can’t wait till the next one.

-The Black Pearl

Screen-Shot-2013-06-16-at-12.01.54-PMEyeTVSnapshot1110! Straight 10! Love the his pants game, so much swag with these octopus pants, I almost can’t take it. Maybe this is why my golf game is unbearable to watch most of the time, scratch that, all the time. It’s because I don’t have a pair of these octopi pants, how stupid of me. Clean it up Gonzo. Huge question here, do those octopi glow in the dark? They look like they do, that would be super impressive, not going to lie.

No comment on the mirror pic selfie…

-Gonzo