1stxr

Hey bro! It’s just tennis, no need to get your panties into a bunch. I understand it’s the French Open or whatever tournament goes on in France, but at the end of the day the fact remains. It’s just tennis.

In terms of tennis racket smashing, I give this guy a soft 3 out of 10. Largely, because it took him 9 times to make a significant dent/hurting on the racket. Not impressive at all. And two, instead of using the bench, he should have just used his head and put himself out of the misery and embarrassment. Plus doing it off your head, automatically makes you 50 times cooler in my book, and that’s all that should matter.

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Video for you visual learners:

 

Also how boring of a sport is tennis to watch live? I mean even with 12 beers and me sitting on my couch, I want to off myself. Can’t even begin to imagine what it’s like to have to watch this stuff live. Brutal. I mean look at these two guys. Pure boredom.

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-Gonzo

P.S. That was the first GIF I have ever made. I know I am no Vincent Van Gogh, but it’s safe to say that GIF might be my Starry Night. Fact.