Tag Archive: Television

Gotta love the ol’ tailgate brawls, just part of the Sunday football ritual. It’s what makes tailgating, well tailgating, this time it just happens to contain a couple drunk guys smashing some Bud Light bottles off the dome pieces of their opponents.

And how about the bro with the small little cut on his arm? Hey bro, get out of the way from the damn camera. I didn’t click this video to watch you piss and moan about a small cut like some little girl, I came here to watch these morons shatter glass across some skulls. If you want to be up close and next to the action with the big boys, you gotta expect some collateral damage, some shrapnel, all par for the course of primetime action.






If this image of this creeper doesn’t give you the scaries; aka nightmares tonight, you are not a human being. Goodness gracious bro, for America clean up your shit, and what I mean by that, is next time stay in your mothers basement. Our kids are already loony toony as it is, they don’t need your help


Golf Stereotypes Video

This video is just too perfect, I have played with probably every single one of these golfers and they all suck…. except the old man because he usually has the best stories.  Just watch and enjoy.

-The Black Pearl

Let me preface this real quick, did they nearly light the stadium on fire? No, I exaggerated for dramatic effect, that’s just what professional bloggers do. It’s called page views, read about it.

In any case, how about these crazy Legia Warsaw futbol fans huh? Like oh your team was just fined and forced to close down a stand for today’s Champions League tie for being racist? Lets just protest that, by setting off a bajillion flares and lightning shit on fire, no biggie.

While we are at it, you want to know how to make American soccer (and baseball) more relevant? Just hand out flares every game and let the drunks be drunks with them and boom, A+ entertainment and TV ratings for days. It’s just called pro-active marketing. I’d 100% watch it and so would you, don’t kid yourself


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Hooo Humm, just your casual boob grab on live TV, hooo hummm. Ordinarily, I hate people who go through all the antics on trying to get onto TV and have everyone look at them. But this guy, this guy I can’t hate, it’s impossible to hate him. He’s just spitting straight fire.

This move was so methodically thought out and sneaky, that she didn’t even see it coming. One second she is out of the picture, the next she is pulled into and felt up in .2 seconds, like it’s no big deal. And the thumbs up? Thumbs up absolutely killed it. The proverbial icing on the cake if you will.



Well its safe to say, Extreme Barbie Downhill Jeep Racing looks like one hell of a time. Not even sure if this a a real sport. For all I know it could just be a couple of Southern Folk drinking PBR all day and then deciding it was a good idea to canon bomb down a mountain in a Barbie PowerWheels. And if this is a sport, using the word sport very liberally,then count me in as saying this is my new favorite sport. Get this on ESPN ASAP. Anything to get Bron Bron off the damn TV is a win-win in my book.

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You know what would make this 1,000 times more entertaining than what it already is? Strap some drunk girls on this and give them a giant push and watch the hilarity ensue. Now that would be world class entertainment. It would be like the lingerie Football League on steroids.

For the record, I would love these jabroni’s to step up their game a go down the hill in one of these suckers. Remember these? Probably the hardest cars to control in my childhood years. Shit was always breaking my ankles and tipping over, or wheels getting stuck. You want me to be impressed? Get your grown ass into this and go down the damn mountain.





You know what is absolutely mind numbing? The fact that every single media outlet does everything in their power to not cover streakers or these idiots anymore. It’s mind boggling. Yes, I understand the whole, we don’t want to condone these action and give these people the national attention they are seeking, blah blah blah. Fuck that.

Streakers and idiots that rush the field are some of the best free entertainment one can witness. The fans love it, television audiences love it, the players and coaches love it, hell everybody loves it. The only people that hate it with a passion, are the security guards or police officers that have to chase these clowns. That’s probably because they are then forced to run, something the vast majority of them have not done in some time. Plus the fact that they typically always end up getting embarrassed, like the officer in this video. If I was that officer, I would want all of this evidence burned and then I would announce my early retirement and go into hiding. The harassment at work and around the house after this must be brutal.

I mean look at this poor guy, he just got cuckold…



Secondly, I respect this guy for attempting to steal the rosin bag. I’ve said it once and I will say it again. If you are going to rush the field fully clothed, you must do something noteworthy. You simply can’t just run around. So either you steal the rosin bag, steal one of the bases, hug a player, do snowangels in the outfield or attempt to escape. Any of those work fine for me, moral of the story is you have to do something to stand out and at least get internet famous once all is said and done. Since you are going to jail regardless, might as well go big or go home as they say and by home, I mean jail.

And for the record, rushing the field during a baseball game is on my bucketlist. Just have to wait ’till I’m old and don’t have to worry about listing the felony when I apply for a job. Not to mention, this one would kill two birds with one crime. Since spending a night in jail is also on my bucket list (for the experience). Win win in my book