Tag Archive: Wikipedia

bball1 bball2 bball3Who the fuck is Champion Baptist College and why are they allowed to play basketball? I did some quick research and by research I mean I quickly Googled “Champion Baptist College wiki” and no joke their Wikipedia page was created today (December 31st, 2013) and apparently the “college” only has 250 students? My high school had more kids than that for crying out loud. Is there a Division 33 in the NCAA? Because I’m 100% sure Campion here should be in that division.

Realtalk here for a moment. A majority of us here have rode pine in high school/college athletics, been there done that, but give me a break with this here. No way would I want to play for a team that loses by an average of 73 points each game (Yes I did the math). Fuck that noise. I would rather sit in the library all day than play for this team. Mind boggling that they even have team to begin with.



Metta Does Weather

Metta World Peace (the Lakers forward) was invited to do the weather at FOX 11 in LA. And like everything else in his life, he chose to do it “joker style”.

Metta drops some knowledge on us about Robert Sacre (LA rookie, here’s his Wikipedia page, read up) who apparently migrated from Canada to the Lakers, pretty sick migration. Really like how Metta doesn’t where he is, kinda like when hes on the court. When he finally finds it, he’s quick to point out it’s most famous for a┬ácemetery, sort of like where his career is now.

And then he finishes it off with a class, if you can’t read go to school, irony is I doubt Metta could actually read it.

Hey at least he’s not beating up Pistons fans.

-El Perro Grande