Fucking Brits man, can’t even go out in public without making a complete mockery of themselves. If it was just the Tiger, I would totally understand and fully support it. But a God damn Elephant and Eagle? Give me a break with that shit, what do you think this is? The zoo? Keep your sexual fantasies at home, you damn savages.

P.S. I see you Eagle Man, with your sweatshirt wrapped around your waist. Loser city, population Eagle Man.