Not going to lie, I got a good chuckle out of this. Is this the right time and place for such a joke? No, probably not, but regardless, I still thought it was humorous. Just proves, that even when Tiger is not around you, he is still technically around you, because golf is to Tiger as Tiger is to golf. So moral of the story, never get into a war of words with Tiger Woods, otherwise people will start yelling Fried Chicken at you, when you are about to tee off.