Jason Dufner Getting Dragged On A Hike With His Wife

“Generally speaking, I don’t do much hiking” might be the quote of the century, just a classic Dufner line. Guy is just a living legend. Out kicked his coverage by a solid mile in a half, but who gives a shit when you’re a PGA player, I certainly don’t. Dufner is just playing the game. Girl wants to go for a scenic  nature walk? Then you bring her on said nature walk and reap the rewards later that night, while he his packing a massive dip and going to town on his smokestack of a wife.

P.S. Sneaky favorite quote of this video, is when his wife says “ohhh look at that tree” and Dufner promptly replies with “Yup”.

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-Gonzo

Georgia Tech’s Fake Punt Game Is On Point

Hey #82, once you pull your head out of the field and dust the cobwebs from your brain, from that concussion come talk to me about how to run. I’m not an expert in running, but I know full well the golden rule is to not face plant your dome piece into the 50 yard line. If you can’t get the fundamentals down, then step aside and let your boy Gonzo take the helm.

Oh and can we stop with the absurd names for all of these bowls? Yeah I understand it’s about the money in the naming rights, but is it possible to limit it to one word companies? Like the Ford Bowl? Or the Verizon Bowl? The “Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl” can go fuck itself. If I can’t say it 3 times fast, it shouldn’t exist.

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-Gonzo

Basketball Bro Completely Reinventing The Face Mask Game

What the actual fuck!?! I don’t even know what is going on here. Like is this supposed to be a face mask? Or some weird jaw supporting wrap? Is it made out of tin foil? So many questions, so little answers. To be honest, the only thing that it resembles in my messed up head, is some kinky BDSM torture contraption.

Actually it reminded me of this Ghostbusters scene:

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-Gonzo

Detroit Red Wings Practice With No Lights On

This is so Detroit that it hurts. Yeah sure they probably ‘staged’  this for HBO’s 24/7, but let’s be honest here for a minute. We all know full well that this is a everyday occurrence for not only the Red Wings, but the whole damn City of Detroit. Hey Detroit, didn’t you know this is America, and in America we are not supposed to look like some 3rd world country who can’t even afford to keep the lights on for a little hockey practice. Figure it out Detroit. You are not just hurting yourselves, but you are hurting America here.

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-Gonzo

Kari Lehtonen of the Dallas Stars, Gives Zero Fucks

 

Since ESPN hasn’t even talked about hockey all this morning (when do they ever), I have taken it upon myself to step up to the plate. A true American hero if you will.

Anyhow, how badass is Kari Lehtonen here? This is like some King Tutankhamun shit. This is the modern day equivalent of when you used to play goalie in soccer way back in the day and the ball never made it passed half to you and you would just sit criss-cross applesauce style in the net and pick daisies and cloverleafs like a boss. Essentially the same thing, expect here Kari is making 7 figures to do it. Tomato, tomahto really.

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-Gonzo

Blackhawks Fan Steal Players Helmet After Crashing Into Stands

Boom! Straight cuckold city from this fan. Might be the GOAT when it comes to fan. Just a stone cold face. Gotta keep your head on a swivel if you are gonna get romrodded into the stands at the United Center. It’s like being throwing into a pack of hyenas.

P.S. Only a girl would dump their expensive 12oz beer on a player.

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-Gonzo

San Diego State Baseball Halloween Game

Absolutely hysterical. The Jamaican Bobsled team literally had me laughing out loud. Overall A+ from SDSU here.

A couple favorites:

A lot of people were no doubt rooting for Barack Obama to strike out looking/get hit by a pitch.

 

Buddy the Elf coming in hot with the hands at 3rd.

 

 

Facebook proved its dominance over the rest of the social media networks with the red hot glove at SS. Once again proving Facebook>Twitter.

 

Diaper Baby was exceptional. Quite the gene pool he inherited, especially with that strong arm and outstanding fielding..

 

3rd base gorilla coach was also funny. Although taking the mask off half way through is some pussy shit.

 

The Jamaican Bobsled team was without a doubt the funniest thing I have seen in some time. When they literally rolled into the picture I lost it. Kudos to these 5 for this idea.

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-Gonzo

Bro Nearly Decapitates Self While At Gym

You see this is why I like to avoid lifting large amounts of weight above my head. It has nothing to do with the fact that I can or can not do it (I can’t BTW), but it’s simply because I do not want to have my head taken off with 300 pounds of iron to start off my day. To me that’s just being smart, just keeping myself out of the Darwin Award’s for 2013-2014, you know? Live to fight another day.

Side note. I once had a friend who literally spent all of his life in the gym. This is exactly how I envisioned his gym sessions to go and he would just never tell us about it. It would really explain a lot if my theory proved to be correct. I’ll leave it at that for now.

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-Gonzo

Pat McAfee May Actually Be The Broiest Punter of All Time

First things first, I kinda made up the word in the headline,  and no I’m not taking it back. Second things second (also made that saying up) this article is literally due to one of our intrepid readers bringing it to our attention. So yeah, we listen to your feedback.

Anywho, as most of you should have seen Pat McAfee (Colts Punter) got randomly drug tested after making a huge hit on the Bronco’s return man Trindon Holliday. You see, this isn’t the only time that Pat McAfee has made headlines (beeteedubs his twitter handle is @PatMcAfeeShow). Back in 2010 McAfee was arrested after taking a swim in a city canal…oh…and this was as the Colts were heading into a bye week…so yeah this dude literally does not care.

Looks like the kinda guy who would swim in a canal (TMZ…yeah TMZ)

When McAfee was arrested he reportedly told officers “I’m drunk” and couldn’t figure out why his shirt was wet, he guessed rain, the officers guessed the canal. Ya know what, the world needs more Pat McAfee’s out there, runnin around hammered and literally not giving a care in the world.

And he keeps on keepin on (via)

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-El Perro Grande

P.S. McAfee’s little foray into the canals has also left us with this little gem of a shirt:

Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh (Reddit)

Update #2 – Benchwarmer Sports United–GoFundUs

We are live! The GoFundMe page is set up and can be found here: http://www.gofundme.com/4u1j6o

Any donation would be awesome. As noted in the summary below, should we get enough funds, we will video blog everything and 100% of your donation will be donated to our cause.

Goal Summary:

We are a group of 3 college students who want to start a sports charity in the near future. In the meantime, with the funds collected via GoFundMe, we will turn those generous donations into sports equipment, sports apparel, etc. and go into lower income neighborhoods where they can’t afford new sports equipment and sports related items and donate those items, whether that be to individuals or school sports programs.

Initially, this will be a local activity, primarily around the greater Tampa Bay region. However, if this effort shows positive sings of support, our goal is to do this nationally and then internationally.

100% of your received donation will go towards our donations. As mentioned above, eventually we would like to create a charity, but we lack essential funds to get our feet off the ground on that note. Therefore, 30% of your donation will be set aside in an effort to start building funds to start said charity in the near future. If for some reason we do not go forward on setting up a charity, that 30% will be donated just has it would have before, if we didn’t set it aside.

So how will I know my donation will be used responsibly and for the reason I chose to donate? We will video blog every donation we make and they will also be posted to both YouTube and our blog (https://benchwarmerssportsblog.wordpress.com). On the blog, we will break down everything there in more detail.

Meanwhile, aside from following us on our blog. Follow us on Twitter @BWsportsBlog or Facebook: Facebook.com/454987021281635

We thank you for your generosity and look forward to a successful project

Sincerely,

Cody Gonzalez, Cylas Romain Martell-Crawford and Tyler Pearl

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