“Generally speaking, I don’t do much hiking” might be the quote of the century, just a classic Dufner line. Guy is just a living legend. Out kicked his coverage by a solid mile in a half, but who gives a shit when you’re a PGA player, I certainly don’t. Dufner is just playing the game. Girl wants to go for a scenic nature walk? Then you bring her on said nature walk and reap the rewards later that night, while he his packing a massive dip and going to town on his smokestack of a wife.
P.S. Sneaky favorite quote of this video, is when his wife says “ohhh look at that tree” and Dufner promptly replies with “Yup”.
Hey #82, once you pull your head out of the field and dust the cobwebs from your brain, from that concussion come talk to me about how to run. I’m not an expert in running, but I know full well the golden rule is to not face plant your dome piece into the 50 yard line. If you can’t get the fundamentals down, then step aside and let your boy Gonzo take the helm.
Oh and can we stop with the absurd names for all of these bowls? Yeah I understand it’s about the money in the naming rights, but is it possible to limit it to one word companies? Like the Ford Bowl? Or the Verizon Bowl? The “Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl” can go fuck itself. If I can’t say it 3 times fast, it shouldn’t exist.
This is so Detroit that it hurts. Yeah sure they probably ‘staged’ this for HBO’s 24/7, but let’s be honest here for a minute. We all know full well that this is a everyday occurrence for not only the Red Wings, but the whole damn City of Detroit. Hey Detroit, didn’t you know this is America, and in America we are not supposed to look like some 3rd world country who can’t even afford to keep the lights on for a little hockey practice. Figure it out Detroit. You are not just hurting yourselves, but you are hurting America here.
Since ESPN hasn’t even talked about hockey all this morning (when do they ever), I have taken it upon myself to step up to the plate. A true American hero if you will.
Anyhow, how badass is Kari Lehtonen here? This is like some King Tutankhamun shit. This is the modern day equivalent of when you used to play goalie in soccer way back in the day and the ball never made it passed half to you and you would just sit criss-cross applesauce style in the net and pick daisies and cloverleafs like a boss. Essentially the same thing, expect here Kari is making 7 figures to do it. Tomato, tomahto really.
Boom! Straight cuckold city from this fan. Might be the GOAT when it comes to fan. Just a stone cold face. Gotta keep your head on a swivel if you are gonna get romrodded into the stands at the United Center. It’s like being throwing into a pack of hyenas.
P.S. Only a girl would dump their expensive 12oz beer on a player.
Absolutely hysterical. The Jamaican Bobsled team literally had me laughing out loud. Overall A+ from SDSU here.
A couple favorites:
A lot of people were no doubt rooting for Barack Obama to strike out looking/get hit by a pitch.
Buddy the Elf coming in hot with the hands at 3rd.
Facebook proved its dominance over the rest of the social media networks with the red hot glove at SS. Once again proving Facebook>Twitter.
Diaper Baby was exceptional. Quite the gene pool he inherited, especially with that strong arm and outstanding fielding..
3rd base gorilla coach was also funny. Although taking the mask off half way through is some pussy shit.
The Jamaican Bobsled team was without a doubt the funniest thing I have seen in some time. When they literally rolled into the picture I lost it. Kudos to these 5 for this idea.
You see this is why I like to avoid lifting large amounts of weight above my head. It has nothing to do with the fact that I can or can not do it (I can’t BTW), but it’s simply because I do not want to have my head taken off with 300 pounds of iron to start off my day. To me that’s just being smart, just keeping myself out of the Darwin Award’s for 2013-2014, you know? Live to fight another day.
Side note. I once had a friend who literally spent all of his life in the gym. This is exactly how I envisioned his gym sessions to go and he would just never tell us about it. It would really explain a lot if my theory proved to be correct. I’ll leave it at that for now.
First things first, I kinda made up the word in the headline, and no I’m not taking it back. Second things second (also made that saying up) this article is literally due to one of our intrepid readers bringing it to our attention. So yeah, we listen to your feedback.
Anywho, as most of you should have seen Pat McAfee (Colts Punter) got randomly drug tested after making a huge hit on the Bronco’s return man Trindon Holliday. You see, this isn’t the only time that Pat McAfee has made headlines (beeteedubs his twitter handle is @PatMcAfeeShow). Back in 2010 McAfee was arrested after taking a swim in a city canal…oh…and this was as the Colts were heading into a bye week…so yeah this dude literally does not care.
Looks like the kinda guy who would swim in a canal (TMZ…yeah TMZ)
When McAfee was arrested he reportedly told officers “I’m drunk” and couldn’t figure out why his shirt was wet, he guessed rain, the officers guessed the canal. Ya know what, the world needs more Pat McAfee’s out there, runnin around hammered and literally not giving a care in the world.
And he keeps on keepin on (via)
-El Perro Grande
P.S. McAfee’s little foray into the canals has also left us with this little gem of a shirt:
Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh (Reddit)